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Post  alan89 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:33 am

> > This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just
> > imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
> > Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
> >
> > The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
> > called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
> > married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
> > 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
> >
> > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with(phone
> > number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
> > questions correctly, they both win the prize.
> >
> > The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the
> > funniest thing you've heard yet.
> >
> >
> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
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> > DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
> >
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> > Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
> > you
> > win. What is your name? First only please.'
> >
> >
> > Contestant: 'Brian.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'Sara.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian..'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
> > if a trip wasn't at stake.'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
> >
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> > DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> > =morning?
> >
> > Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
> > couple of weeks..'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Uh huh...'
> >
> >
> > Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
> >
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> > Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
> > times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's
> > work number and call her up.
> >
> >
> > You listen to this.'
> >
> > [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah , shall we?'
> >
> > (Touch tones....ringing....)
> >
> > Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
> >
> >
> > Clerk: 'This is she.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: ' Sarah , this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> > I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
> >
> > Sarah : (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
> >
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
> > Give any..answers away or you'll lose.Sooooooo... Do you know the rules of
> > 'Mate Match'?'
> >
> >
> > Sarah : 'No.'
> >
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Good!'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing)
> >
> >
> > Sarah : (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
> >
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
> > honest..'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah . If
> > your
> > answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the
> > Gold
> > Coast for 5 days on us.
> >
> >
> > Sarah : (laughing) 'Yes.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah ?'
> >
> >
> > Sarah : 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'What time?'
> >
> >
> >
> > Sarah : 'Around 8 this morning.'
> >
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
> >
> > Sarah : '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
> >
> > DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
> > manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah . You are one question away
> > from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
> >
> >
> >
> > Sarah : (laughing) 'Yes.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
> >
> >
> > Sarah : 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
> >
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> > Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
> >
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> > DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah ?'
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> > Sarah : 'Well...'
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> > DJ: Come on Sarah ....where did you have it?
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> > Sarah : 'Up the arse.....'
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> > They had to call an ambulance for the DJ, he thought he was going to have
> > a
> > heart attack he could not stop laughing so much.
> >
> > Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just
> > after this conversation for minor traffic collisions.

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Re: This got the whole of Sydney laughing

Post  wolfman on Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:50 pm

ha ha ha funny

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